Oh ya, Milwaukee dat's a happening hotspot, don'cha know?

Even though I liked it better when it was two newspapers, my old hometown newspaper, the Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel is always a funny read. Take a look at this article on nightlife in Brew City.

I know this might make me seem like a snooty New Yorker, but if you grew up there, you'll know why I find this hilarious. Nightlife has always been notoriously bad.