It's Not That Ozaukee County Doesn't Have Interesting People...

...It's just that they have to leave Ozaukee County to actually do anything.

Ok, a couple of things:

1. He's a psychiatrist!
2. She's a lawyer!
3. He got his degree in Grenada.
4. She went to Marquette.
5. His specialty was in treating addiction to narcotics and alcohol...in Thiensville.
6. She worked for a Chicago law firm.

Either Darcy's batshit crazy (likely), or her real name is Esther Blodgett, because associating with Dr. Norman Maine ain't doing her any favours this time around.