Friday, October 02, 2009

NBC meets its own level?

Taking a quick gander on the BBC News’s website, I read that NBC might sold to Comcast.

It seems oddly appropriate that NBC Universal, which was on its way towards become a cable behemoth when I left the US, would be bought out by one of the nation’s largest cable companies.

That said, the whole deal seems very AOL Time Warner.

Since we're on matters American, I just have to say: Go Chicago.

Thursday, October 01, 2009

Australian Television Battle Royale 2: The Cheese Off

Nostalgia pipped celebrity as the reunion special for Hey Hey, It’s Saturday (think Sabado Gigante: Australia) beat out Celebrity Masterchef Australia’s debut by close to a million viewers, according to TV Tonight.

In other words: Nine beat out Ten (Masterchef, NCIS: Los Yawngeles), and Seven (World’s Strictest Parents Reunion Special, City Homicide), in that order.

It’s nice of the networks to let Norma Desmond have a little moment of glory.

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

iFail 2.0

Much to no one surprise, Kraft is going rename their new Vegemite brand from the daft iSnack 2.0, according to the Sydney Morning Herald.

The name was chosen by a Western Australian website designer (who should get out of the computer room a bit more, in my humble opinion) and has been roundly criticised nationwide ever since.

Appropriately the new name will be put to a popular vote, so that the Antipodeans will have only themselves to blame.

I have tried iSnack2.0/Vegemite with cream cheese, and it’s not horrible, but it does look very #2.0 on a crumpet, if you follow my meaning.

Australian Television Battle Royale

We are two days into what looks like 5 way match between all the Free-to-Air channels down here in Australia. (Even too-cool-for-school SBS and Aunty ABC are joining in.)*

* SBS and the ABC are government owned, so ratings aren’t supposed to mean much to them.

The winner so far: Seven, which has blanketed the airwaves, bus shelters, and frankly all of the country promoting Flash Forward, garnering it a remarkable 1.78 million viewers on Monday night in Sydney.

Personally, I found the promoting rather tiresome, and I wouldn’t be surprised that if the numbers start dropping next week. I left the US prior to the Flash Forward campaign kicking into high gear, but if it was half as promoted on ABC as Seven, then it must’ve been insufferable.

Seven also tried to seamlessly weave in NBC’s new Grey’s Anatomy knockoff, Mercy into Flash Forward with no indication that the latter had finished. Between the two, I prefer Mercy, but it’s also a case of being the best of mediocre lot. (Nine programmed the doomed-to-fail The Apprentice Australia against it and Ten had Little Britain USA.)

Still to come: Celebrity Masterchef Australia on Ten, which with its 7:30 pm timeslot, might bolster the fortunes of The 7PM Project.

For ratings, click onto TV Tonight.

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Don’t Drink and Present

At least if you’re a footballer who can’t hold his liquor…and have a camera crew following your every move…at one of the most prestigious events in your sport. (The woman being interviewed talking about Brendan is his estranged--and pregnant wife, Alex Fevola.)

The off-season is going to be very interesting.

Monday, September 28, 2009

Read Closely

Dunkin Donuts is coming down under...at least to shoot a commercial.

Read the posting I saw today on Park Street in Sydney. (Cue Sesame Street music, and click on the picture to enlarge it.)




Well, there's a misspelling of a rather prominent New South Wales city, and there's the nice little emphasis on the ethnic background of the extras.

I'll give DD some slack as it remains to be seen whether that is relevant to the commercial...

...but it just strikes me as bit overly particular for extras, especially with the misspelling.

Saturday, September 26, 2009

Bugger

If I was a paranoid type, then I would be quite unnerved by the fact that scientists are studying the dust that hit Sydney this week.

But I’m not.

Not in the slightest.

And there are worse things in life than having a third eye, or impotence, or turning into a cannibal.

Many many worse things.

I just can’t think of them at the moment.

Friday, September 25, 2009

Outrageous Fortune

Say Outrageous Fortune to most people in the US, and you think (much like I still do) of the 1980s comedy with Bette Midler in her Touchstone heyday* and a still relevant Shelley Long.



* The Hikaruland Bette Midler hair theory: The shorter Bette's hair is in a film, the less entertaining it is. It's like the Kevin Kline moustache theory, but a touch mean.

Here in the Antipodes, Outrageous Fortune now refers to a popular Kiwi dramedy about a criminal family and their attempts to make themselves respectable.

The opening song, Gutter Black, pretty much sums up what's in store.




And here's the current season (you might not want to watch this at work).



The rumour mill has it that the show is headed for the US--under a remake, of course. (We wouldn't want it to be known that there are other English speaking countries outside of the Northern Hemisphere, you know.)

Thursday, September 24, 2009

Crossroads

ABC News Online posted an article about the return visit of Russian-Australians to Harbin, China some 40+ years after they were exiled by the Cultural Revolution.

It’s a fascinating read and reminded me of an excellent documentary, Crossing the Line, which aired on SBS (think PBS with less adverts) about the Americans who defected to North Korea around the same time. It is available on Amazon, and I would highly recommend it.

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Red Dawn: Aftermath

Apologies for the hokey title, but apparently the dust storm caused pollution levels in Sydney to skyrocket.

That said, I’m not too worried…so far.

Here’s some footage I shot this morning, see Redfern go…reddish orange.

Again, no filter on the camera.

Red Dawn in Sydney


Apparently it's quite the rare phenomenon. (Yes, it is like the world has been tinted.)

For someone who misses snow--like myself--this makes up for it.



Friday, September 18, 2009

And You Thought New Zealand Was Just Boring

Lest the tradition of Kiwi cracks here at this corner of the internet wind up fading off into the sunset, here comes an article on TVNZ’s website stating that lovely twee and unassuming Christchurch is now the capital of Krazy Kiwi Krime.

Given the spate of weird crime in Wisconsin, perhaps I might want to take a journey over there whenever I feel homesick for the Dairyland.

Revenge of the Shadows from America

Deja vu from the States seems to be this week’s theme, doesn’t it?

Down here, it’s somewhat of a pleasure to not be inundated with fundamentalist Christian faction of society that would gladly relish the attempt to legislate our eyes, ears, and minds on a daily basis.

Well, the Australian Christian Lobby (think Moral Majority sans Farwell) now making an attempt to clean up Australian television, according to this article in Uncle Rupert’s Daily Telegraph. Naturally, they seem to be conveniently forgetting that the best television policing is actually getting off your lazy arse and watching television with your kids.

It should be mentioned that Australian free-to-air television is a bit more frank than US free-to-air (arguably even more than subscription). The general rule is after 9 PM anything goes from language to nudity: Hell’s Kitchen for example airs without bleeping Ramsey’s swearing, and homegrown hit Underbelly is well-known for bouncing bare breasts and bums.

Meanwhile, in the US you still can’t say “asshole” or “goddamn” on free-to-air after 10PM (if ever), and Janet Jackson’s wardrobe malfunction is still being investigated 5 years later.

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

More Shadows from America

This time of the communications kind.

As a 30 year old, I remember when we had several phone carriers:

  • Local/State: Wisconsin Bell
  • Regional: Ameritech
  • National: AT&T

Then at some point in the 1990s it all went crazy in a big free-for-all that saw AT&T effectively disappear and reappear again (albeit now in a humble all lower-case logo) as one of several phone companies that offered everything from local calls to cable television and internet.

Here in Australia, it’s becoming a bit like deja vu with the partly government owned phone company, Telstra, now being strong-armed into splitting itself into two arms: a wholesale company that would operate the network, and another arm which would be the retail side of it.

The government and consumer advocates are heralding the move, but I’m a bit skeptical.

For starters, even though Australia has a fraction of the US population, distances are such that I believe a state or regional baby bell system might prove more useful than an immediate breakup.

I could very well be wrong, but as the government continues this action, it would be very wise to look eastward to see that ultimately nothing changed.

Monday, September 14, 2009

Monday Jukebox Goes To Kansas City

 

Although the jukebox has never been to Kansas City, it’s certain that someone there may love it.

The internet is global, you know.

Shadows from America

Shadows that I thought I had long forgotten, namely La Perry.

I am fortunate (if not blessed) to be living in a country where no one gives a toss about La Perry and his media machine, and for the most part it is great.

Yet, my disgust of La Perry did fuel me creatively with my own dramatic works. A recent article by Mark Anthony Neal in MSNBC's The Grio, hit the nail on the head for me in regards to my artistic relationship with him:

"Perry has placed a mirror up to our collective image and if we don't like what we see, we need to move beyond simply complaining about what Perry is doing."

Whereas before, I would likely treat news of another La Perry movie debuting at #1 (in the US) with same disdain that I reserve for Fox News, I just feel pity and feel fortunate that I am in a place and in a position where my work and works of other black (both Australian & American) writers are not judged by the Perry juggernaut.

Tuesday, September 01, 2009

Monday Jukebox Gets Luis Miguel to Save Australia

NSW Health Minister John Della Bosca resigned due to an affair with a student in her 20s.

John is no stud, and this morning we now have to envision this man in flagrante delicto.

The Jukebox would like to help out the public by presenting a more aesthetically pleasing male: Luis Miguel...in his prime.







Ah, that's better.

Everybody Loves the ABC (Nobody Loves Nine)

So say the results of a survey conducted by TV Tonight.

The major problem: shows not starting on time.

I must join in the chorus of those calling for accountablity when it comes the shows starting and ending on time. It's rather bizarre how Today Tonight seems to spend most of the week ending after 7pm.

Around Australia with The 7PM Project

Even though the 7Pm Project's weekly Metro Whip-Around airs on Friday, for non-Australian viewers, the segment gives a timeless insight into the different action or inaction (in the case of Adelaide) going around the country.*





* And fulfills this blog's Australian content laws. (grin)