A Tale of Two Sex Scandals and One Daft Non-Event

South Australia: The SA Premier does the Aussie version of "I have never had sexual relations with that woman."

Milwaukee: The Police Chief, The Journo, the DA, and a whole bunch of non-sequiturs.

I'm still shocked that John Della Bosca actually got involved in one.

Meanwhile, the dumbest current scandal: Adam Lambert kissed a man on television and thrusts his crotch. When Billy (related to two ex-presidents) Bush calls it a non-event on air, you know the US has grown up since Janet Jackson showing her nipple.