As heard on morning radio

(Not for the squeamish.)

Signs that you have gotten into the wrong cab:

#7 - "The driver has a pickle jar with blood on it, and the sign says 'tip big or die.'"

#2 - "The driver is a pimp and is checking up on all his women."

Steve Harvey now has a morning show on WBLS. This gives me some minor deja-vu, as his show was the only one I listened to during my four months in Los Angeles.