Now it's hardly a secret that I really like this year's Russian entry, but alas, the Russian Eurovision curse of atrocious lyrics strikes again.
Here's a sampling (courtesy of The Diggiloo Thrush) :
Gotta tease you nasty guy
So take it, don't be shy
Put your cherry on my cake
And taste my cherry pie
As anyone who remembers Warrant's big hit can tell you, "cherry pie" is slang for a part of the female southern anatomy. So one must ask, what is a person's "cake?" Based on the refrain, I would hazard a guess that they are referring to the posterior. If that is the case, then I believe we have the first lesbian anal sex reference in Eurovision.
Like the Silver Girls have any idea what they are singing about.
Open note to Russian Eurovision composers:
Please have a native English speaker go over your lyrics. You come up with these great musical compositions and then have them shot to hell because the lyrics are basically absurd.
Since when do asses "spin?" They swing, they sway, they do not go 360 degrees on any normal human being.
By the way, what's with the lead singer calling her cohorts "bitches?" I know the other two are really only there for show, but seriously, give them at least a modicum of respect.
1 comment:
Yeah it's really funny like last year with Moldova'a Natalia offering her "choco" after he's kissed her "boca"..
She too had probably very little idea what was going on.
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