Sign of the times or of too much time?

There is now officially nothing going on in my neither regions except for the basic plumbing. I mean, literally. To see what all the fuss is about, I shaved nearly everything off between my Tropics. All I can say is so far it's like overstimulation because I am really feeling everything and then some. I don't know how some guys do this on a frequent basis. I need some barrier between me and my clothes.