The Pledge for December

Until December 30th, I pledge to do the following:

• Reduce the amount of digs at Mike Woods to once every fortnight--even though he makes it so easy.
• Figure what it is about Jodi Applegate that leads her to be so searched, because I don't see it.
• Complete the first act of the play I'm working on.
• Finally get rid of the last vestiges of Dell on my computer.
• Make more references to Kumi Koda.
• Cautiously support The Closet if only for the chance to hear and see dialogue like "(SLAP) Don't say shit to me!" and "I'm not gonna be yuh secret anymore!"
• Watch at least one episode of the MyNetwork TV shows.
• Do something special for the upcoming 666th post.