Wednesday, November 15, 2006

This Is My New State Assemblyman

Is this Wisconsin or Taliban-era Afghanistan? I'm confused.

I am being represented in Madison by a crazy former meterologist.

Amongst his beliefs:
  • Support for the reinstatement of the death penalty
  • "Ethical discussion" on stem cell research
  • Allowing citizens to carry concealed weapons

I have a big problem with the last one. If you've ever seen what a whole bunch of soccer moms and Rotary members high off of lutefisk, beer, bratwurst, and hairspray are capable of, you do not want these people armed.

And you just know they won't get the death penalty. (And you know who will.)

No comments: