This Is My Town and These Are The People In It (Part Two)

Oh, it's just wackiness galore for those who have dark senses of humour.

• Man accused of stealing snowblowers (This is the 19th largest city in the US and this is newsworthy?)
• Woman stabs husband over his smoking
• And guess what? A man got stabbed with a meat thermometer
• The real kicker: Wisconsin and Milwaukee are the worst places to be black in the US...even worst than Iowa and Delaware. (Delaware? I didn't even know Delaware was considered bad. Oh well, I'll just say it: "Milwaukee hates black people." Though I'd say that going by prison population isn't the most conclusive way of judging.)