The Challenge to Say Something Nice

Once every sowhile, I realise I'm a mean son-of-a-gun and try to balance that out by saying something nice. Nomrally, I do this in person, but I reckon, why not put it out there for public view? I'm also writing this right after I have woken up and am still a bit groggy--which makes it easier for me to not hem and haw. Let's get this started shall we?

• Westin Hotels' Smoking Ban: It's very daring, perhaps it's good for those who are allergic to smoke. Granted, I'd say just invest in some filters for your overpriced rooms, but I understand the sentiment.
• Mayor Bloomberg: He's not Giuliani. He's more like Giuliani-medium. (That's the best I could do.)
• Penile piercings: (I'm not referring to prince alberts, but the other kind that goes through the head.) They certainly are a test of strength and pain endurance.
• FIT (Fashion Institute of Technology) Students: Clearly you guys have talent. You can't stop capering about in public with ear-piercing shrieks, but you have talent. Fortunately, not all of you are prone ear-piercing shrieks about inane topics.
• Dancers/Chorus Boys: Physically, I wish I had your agility, despite the fact that what I said about FIT students and their ear-piercing shrieks also applies here.
• Steroid Users: For all the attending medical problems, they do make you look imposing and it's always good to be admired.
• Neil Giuliano, GLAAD President: You may be asleep at the wheel 90% of the time, but at least your highlights are always well-maintained. I'd sleep with you too. (I wouldn't necessarily talk to you afterwards, but I'd sleep with you.)
• Yuppies: You dress well and have probably saved a few stores from closing.
• Free Language at the Eurovision: The fun of hearing mangled pronounciation like "Ladies and Gentlemens."
• The Eric Braate Referral Brigade: Eric Braate should know that he's apparently quite missed in Milwaukee.
• The Current Crop of Broadway Shows: Chita Rivera's show and the revamped Sweeney Todd as set in an insane asylum.
• James Sensenbrenner: I'm not even going to try, even in my groggy I-love-all-humans state this morning.

That's about all I could squeeze out at this moment in time, and yes, it was a challenge.