Woke up naked.
Had cheese fry crumbs on my thigh.
Remember flirting with a muscular Israeli bartender
And trying to drink martinis.
I can't pull off being coy
Without my id bursting into laughter.
Why would a rapper call himself Nelly?
And make so many videos?
Doesn't he know that is an invitation for ridicule?
My new favourite drink is a greyhound
But it's dangerous to drink it
Unless you like waking up naked in the morning
with cheese fry crumbs that you don't remember buying.
(Et tu, Rosie O'Donnell, et tu?)
1 comment:
But how did the cheese crumbs get there?!
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