It Was Fun While It Lasted

RIP Kitchen Confidential. My condolences to Darren Starr, although I suspect that he knew it would be hard for lightning to strike more than once and to Bradley Cooper, who I would be very glad to console personally between the sheets.

My advice: Darren, go pitch to the cable networks, particularly LOGO and HBO. Bradley, you're very strong in character roles, follow Darren to cable, find a good spot in a new series either comedic or dramatic, and do some theatre. You could be my muse.